What do you mean she gets to keep me? I thought I was just here for the photo shoot. Am I still getting paid?  Wait. She named me?  Louis?  After Louis Armstrong?  I don’t even know that nigga.  Somebody get my lawyer on the phone.

excerpted from my best friend gayle: Summer M., Ventriloquist.

summer breaks it down.  sandra bullock saves adopts a black boy.  but you got to check out sun’s side eye…